Aug 5, 2014

Yes, I'm Still Nursing

I can't seem to go a day without my family and friends asking me when I will stop nursing. They ask the question as if to imply I should be done by now, or assume I must be tired of doing it, or that I must be annoyed that I can't get wasted.

Jul 13, 2014

Argentina vs. Germany - Who's Hotter? World Cup Hottie Report

Today is your last chance to see the sweaty, muscular thigh fantasticness of the men's World Cup.  The match up between Germany and Argentina will be an incredible one with Messi's "greatest player of all time" claim on the line, and Germany out for blood after the Brazilian massacre in hopes of obtaining their fourth World Cup title, their first in 24 years.  But I will have something else on my mind, and his name is Mats Hummels.

Jul 4, 2014

World Cup Hottie Report: Colombia

I would be amiss if I didn't highlight the hotties in my hubby's home country of Colombia. They take on Brazil today, and it should be a hot, sweaty mash-up, so I suggest you tune in.

Jun 23, 2014

World Cup Hottie Report: Africa - Tighter Than the Rest

I liken watching the African teams play in the World Cup to witnessing a bunch of gringas in a wet-t-shirt contest in Cancun: tight, hot and revealing.

Jun 22, 2014

World Cup Hottie Report: Portugal 2014

I know you think I'll only post pics of Cristiano for Portugal, but you're wrong.  He is one of many attractive men on the team (although he is hands down one of the HOTTEST men on the planet, no matter what you haters say.)  Therefore, he gets the most pics.  But I've listed the other hotties from the Iberian Peninsula, so check out what the US will be up against later on today:

Jun 21, 2014

World Cup Hottie Report: USA 2014

"I believe that we can win!" But, I'm not gonna lie, the pickings are slim on Team USA this year.  I miss the American hotties from the last Cup.

Jun 18, 2014

World Cup Hottie Report: Spain 2014

[Updated June 18 @ 8pm: Pobre Espana.  They are done for.  But it was fun to watch you anyway.....]
It's no secret I have a type.  I love Spanish and Latino men, so Spain is a clear favorite for me.

Jun 17, 2014

World Cup Hottie Report: Brazil 2014

It's only fair to rate the host country first.  Known for their Victoria Secret models and derriere revealing bikinis, undies and landing strip wax jobs, the men of Brazil or Brasileros are more talked about for their incredible "futbol" skills than hotness.  I think it's because there aren't enough people like me objectifying them yet.

World Cup Hottie Report is Back!

After four long years, the a World Cup has finally returned, and so has my Hottie Report.  The shorts may be longer, the teams may be younger, but there is a fine crop of hot dudes this year in Brazil.