World Cup Hottie Report: Brazil 2014

It's only fair to rate the host country first.  Known for their Victoria Secret models and derriere revealing bikinis, undies and landing strip wax jobs, the men of Brazil or Brasileros are more talked about for their incredible "futbol" skills than hotness.  I think it's because there aren't enough people like me objectifying them yet.


The team players mostly go by one name, like Cher and Madonna. But these guys have five World Cup titles, and are the only team to have participated in every Cup (19) since the tourney's inception in 1930.  Therefore, they can call themselves whatever they want.

I've been to Brazil a handful of times and have seen some incredibly beautiful men.  It is such a diverse country including influence with African, Portuguese, German and Japanese decent.  That lineup makes for a mighty fine list of hotties.  Let the objectifying begin!

Hulk
While his chest muscles are impressive and responsible for his nickname, it's his ass that you really need to check out. Hot damn!
Hulk

Hulk's behind
Thiago Silva
A bit of a pretty boy, but look at those eyes...

Thiago Silva
Thiago Silva




Maicon

Maicon
Fred
Fred

Fred



Pervy Inclusions: Neymar & Oscar
I feel a bit like a pedo adding these guys in, as I'm seriously old enough to be their mother, but I ain't blind!  Neymar has the potential to get Zac Efron hot once he fills out, and Oscar is just plain adorable (I invest in the long-term).  Plus, they both scored in their first game against Croatia.  Neymar is on track to be the next Messi, if not PelĂ©, so get used to his face.
Neymar

Oscar
Oscar





Neymar & Oscar