World Cup Hottie Report: USA 2014

"I believe that we can win!" But, I'm not gonna lie, the pickings are slim on Team USA this year.  I miss the American hotties from the last Cup.
 The media keeps talking about Kyle Beckerman as the hottest US player, and I couldn't disagree more!  Bad dreads, just plain bad. 

Here is my list.  But if hotness won soccer games, then we don't stand a chance against Portugal.


Graham Zusi



Graham Zusi



Fabian Johnson

Fabian Johnson



















Demarcus Beasley
Demarcus Beasley