I liken watching the African teams play in the World Cup to witnessing a bunch of gringas in a wet-t-shirt contest in Cancun: tight, hot and revealing.
While most of the other team jerseys fall loosely around the players' waistlines, the slim fit adopted by most of the African teams (and some Euro teams) leaves little to the imagination. Disappointingly though, the full "kit" or uniform includes much longer shorts, going the way of NBA. What's the point of having hot soccer thighs if nobody can see them?
Here are some hottie examples of the tapered tops I've been enjoying thus far in the tournament:
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| Traditional "blah" jerseys of Costa Rica |
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| Team Algeria |
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| Team Cameroon |
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| Slim fit Ghana jersey |
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| Gervinho & Didier Drogba of Côte d'Ivoire |
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| Côte d'Ivoire: Even better, just remove the jersey entirely, boys. |