Missing: Irish Husband

Everyone loves a handy person who offers to do household chores and errands.  Some women call them personal assistant or house keeper.  Others call them, "husband".  


[Beware, bad pun ahead]

But one Irish lad I encountered in a pub outside of Dublin was milking his errand time for all it was worth.  
"Honey, I'm running to the store to pick up some milk."